Bathroom habits and such

So, I've been noticing at work the kinds of wierd bathroom habits that women have. Girls are not as clean as you would think. I've been in the bathroom and witnessed/heard the following things:

1. Women grunt.
2. Women say "Praise Jesus" and "halleluah" while they drop a deuce. Or pray. Or sing.
3. Women flush the toilet continuously while they go to the bathroom, that is why I'm not getting a raise b/c the money goes to the water bill. I can understand a curtesy flush, but dang not 7 flushes in a row.
4. I have walked in on a women who left the stall door open. "Whoops, I thought I was at home".
5. Some women pee quietly and others pee very LOUDLY and for a long time as if their bladders take up the entire lower part of their body and is able to hold an enormous amount of pee.
6. Last but not least, I have heard women (or should a say one particular woman) pee and then walk right out the door without washing their/her hands.

I'm amazed at most of these things. I understand we all have bodily functions and I even love laughing at most of them. I also understand that when you gotta go, you gotta go, but dang do we really need to praise Jesus for us pooping?? Shouldn't we all know by now that washing our hands is important stuff?? And for goodness sake please shut your stall door and wait till the bathroom is empty before grunting!!

Onto other things...I am getting a massage this weekend. A one hour and a half massage with hot stones...totally stoked!! Best part of all, I'm not paying for it, thanks to my friends Kate and Brandon who bought me a gift card for helping with their wedding. I am also going to Hot Yoga on Saturday morning with my good friend Kara. It will be torture but fun. I'm hoping to sweat off a couple of inches (yes I will keep dreaming).

We are carving pumpkins on Sunday. I'm not yet sure what the heck I want to carve. I usually pick really hard stuff and then never finish it. I think I'll go with something easy this time. Maybe an actual face. In the past I have done a spider, nemo, disney princesses and a great dane. I'll post pics of the pumpkins when they are done.