This was my first blog. I wrote it on Myspace before I discovered all these other writing outlets. It was called Beach Etiquette. Enjoy!
So Yeah...I went to the beach today and got stuck next to the most annoying family ever. So here are some guidelines that I think everyone should go by. First of all, not everyone wants to hear YOUR music. (No matter how cool you think it is to dance and sing to it.) Secondly, don't go to the beach if you are just going to complain about getting sand everywhere. Beach=Sand!!!! Third, teach your kids NOT to run on everyone elses towels before you come to the beach. Lastly, I don't want to hear all of your profanity and how your kids have ruined your life and neither does everyone else on the beach. You are not the only person on the beach...the world does not revolve around you.
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